KC my dog

Do I have a pet. Of course I do. My sons grew up got married, had children and forgot their dog who has lived far longer then a dog should. Don't get me wrong. I like pets but after years of kids and pets I have gotten to old to take care of them. I tried walking the dog but he is so big he took me for a drag around the block. He barks so loud that I probably will have a heart attack one of these days. He runs around the pool and because no one bothered to have him neutered he has a couple of big things hanging down from him and my grandkids keep asking me what that is? I tell them to ask their fathers. I suppose I will servive KC but if I had to do it over I would have not let them get married unless they took the dog.