Let the Darn Grass Die!

Don't you just love your kids. They go on vacation and let you the parent take care of their house and yard. The sprinkler system was not working so my son turned it off. I like the good mother I am told him I would drive over in the rush hour traffic before I go to work and water the lawn. I went in back and reached in to turn on the sprinkler and the knob came off, water shot all over me, I was getting sprayed in the face as I tried to shut it off. I ran out front and turned the system off. Now I am wet and it is only seven in the morning, I have to go to work and I am not happy. So next time the kids go out of town the Darn Grass can DIE for all I care.