Dumbest thing I ever purchased

I saw this really nice gray sweater that would go with most everything so I thought I should get it since I did not have a sweater. I noticed it had two zippers, at the bottom. One went up to close the sweater and the other went up to open it if you wanted the bottom of the sweater opened a little. Looked kind of unnecessary, but I got it anyway. Well you just try zipping the damn thing up. You have to get both zippers just right or it won't even work. I get so mad trying to zip it that I am going to burn the damn thing,