Why did I get up this morning?

Why in the heck did I get up this morning? Traffic in downtown Phoenix was unbelievable. I thought I would never get to work or home. I was really hungry on the way home and I stopped at Taco Bell and got in the drive through and could not remember what the thing I wanted was called so I told them to forget it and I went to QT. The pop at QT went up to 96 cents I complained and a man who was also buying a drink tells me I should go to Guatemala that this is America and they can charge what they want. I decided to go to the drive through at Burger King and my window would not go down. I gave up and went home.